Fall jokes for kids are the perfect way to celebrate the cozy, colorful season with laughter! As leaves crunch underfoot and pumpkins fill the porches, these jokes bring smiles to classrooms, family gatherings, and autumn adventures alike. They’re clean, clever, and easy for kids to share with friends or teachers. Whether you’re adding humor to a lesson, brightening up a chilly afternoon, or simply spreading seasonal cheer, these fall jokes will keep everyone giggling from September through Thanksgiving. Get ready for plenty of laughs this fall!
110+ fall jokes for kids
1. Why did the tree worry about the test? – It was stumped.
2. What do trees say when they get their leaves back in spring? – “What a re-leaf!”
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? – He was outstanding in his field.
4. What’s a tree’s least favorite month? – Sep-timber!
5. Why did the leaf go to the doctor? – It was feeling green.
6. What did one autumn leaf say to another? – I’m falling for you!
7. Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road? – It ran out of juice.
8. What kind of vest do you wear in fall? – A har-vest.
9. Why do birds fly south in the fall? – Because it’s too far to walk!
10. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? – Star-berries.
11. How do trees get online? – They log in.
12. Why are trees bad at tests? – They get stumped by the questions.
13. What did the leaf say to the wind? – “I’m falling for you!”
14. Why did the pumpkin cross the road? – To get to the vine side.
15. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? – Pumpkin squash.
16. What do you call a fat pumpkin? – Plumpkin.
17. What’s the best thing to put into pumpkin pie? – Your teeth!
18. What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach? – A life-gourd!
19. Why did the apple pie cry? – Its filling was hurt.
20. What did the big pumpkin say to the little pumpkin? – You’re gourd-geous!
21. What runs but never walks? – A leaf blowing in the wind!
22. What did the tree say to autumn? – Leaf me alone!
23. Why are pumpkins so good at sports? – Because they have a lot of gourd-ination!
24. How to fix a broken pumpkin? – With a pumpkin patch.
25. Why did the leaf go to school? – To turn over a new leaf.
26. What do you call a sleepy scarecrow? – Out-standing in his field!
27. Why did the apple go to the party alone? – Because it couldn’t find a pear.
28. What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a pie? – Squash!
29. What did the farmer say after he lost his tractor? – “Where’s my tractor?”
30. What do you call a tree that doubts everything? – Disbe-leaf!
31. Why did the pumpkin stay home from the dance? – It felt hollow inside.
32. What do you call a funny leaf? – A comedi-tree.
33. Why did the squirrel bring a ladder? – To reach the high nuts.
34. How do you make an apple turnover? – Push it down a hill.
35. What kind of music do scarecrows love? – Straw-berry jams.
36. Why did the turkey cross the road? – To prove it wasn’t chicken.
37. What did one tree say to another during fall? – “You’re looking sharp!”
38. Why do leaves always get in trouble? – Because they’re always blowing off.
39. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite movie? – “The Corn Identity.”
40. How you you mend a broken jack-o’-lantern? – With a pumpkin patch.
41. Why did the acron go to school? – To become an oak.
42. What’s a tree’s favorite subject? – Geometry – it’s all about the angles.
43. Why did the leaf get in trouble? – It couldn’t stop blowing its cover.
44. What kind of coat goes on wet? – A coat of paint on the fence.
45. What’s an apple’s favorite sport? – Core-nhole!
46. Why did the tree take a nap? – For some re-leaf.
47. What’s a ghost’s favorite tree? – Bam-boo!
48. What did the rake say to the leaf? – “I’ve got you covered!”
49. Why do pumpkins sit on porches? – They have no hands to open doors.
50. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite weather? – Cooler temperatures – it hates to sweat.
51. Why did the squirrel sit in the tree? – To keep an eye on the nuts.
52. Why did the pumpkin sit on the teacher’s desk? – It wanted to be the gourd student.
53. Why did the scarecrow make a great comedian? – Because he was always outstanding in his field.
54. What’s an acorn’s favorite game? – Tree-sure hunt!
55. What do you call a bear caught in the rain in fall? – A drizzly bear.
56. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite accessory? – A gourd necklace.
57. What did the turkey say to the pumpkin? – “You’ve got guts!”
58. What do you call a group of musical pumpkins? – A gourd band.
59. What’s an apple’s favorite movie? – The Core!
60. What did the leaf say when it was tired? – “I’m ready to leaf this place.”
61. Why did the tree go to therapy? – It had too many roots from the past.
62. What’s a pumpkin’s least favorite sport? – Squash.
63. How do you talk to a tree? – Just leaf a message.
64. Why was the apple computer so popular in fall? – Because it had great core values.
65. What kind of math do leaves love? – Tree-gonometry!
66. What do you call a pumpkin with a bad attitude? – A gourdzilla.
67. Why did the ghost eat all the leaves? – It was feeling ghoul-ish!
68. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite snack? – Corn chips.
69. What do leaves say before they fall? – “See you next season!”
70. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? – Pumpkin Pi!
71. What do you call a polite leaf? – Courte-leaf!
72. Why did the turkey sit on the pumpkin? – It wanted to hatch a pie.
73. What’s an apple’s least favorite activity? – Cider-pressure!
74. Why was the pumpkin embarrassed? – It saw the salad dressing.
75. What do you call a pumpkin that tells jokes? – A pun-kin.
76. Why did the acorn take so long to grow up? – It was a late bloomer.
77. How do leaves get to school? – The autumn-mobile.
78. What do you call a monster made of leaves? – Leafzilla.
79. What’s a ghost’s favorite fall fruit? – Boo-berries!
80. Why did the leaf blush? – It saw the tree changing.
81. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite subject in school? – Gourd-ography!
82. Why did the apple fail its exam? – It couldn’t concentrate!
83. What kind of dog loves autumn? – A leaf retriever.
84. What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving dinner? – “I’m stuffed!”
85. Why did the tree go to the barber? – It needed a trim!
86. What’s a squirrel’s favorite type of music? – Nut rock!
87. Why did the leaf sit down? – It was feeling run down.
88. What’s a turkey’s favorite dance move? – The gobble!
89. Why do pumpkins never argue? – They squash their differences.
90. What’s a tree’s favorite exercise? – The log roll!
91. What’s the smartest part of a tree? – The brain-ch!
92. Why did the leaf stay home? – It didn’t want to get blown away!
93. What kind of jokes do pumpkins tell? – Corny ones!
94. What did the corn say after it told a joke? – “That was a-maize-ing!”
95. Why did the apple cross the road? – Because it wanted to turn over a new leaf.
96. What do trees drink in fall? – Root beer.
97. Why did the pumpkin get invited to every party? – Because it was a real cut-up.
98. What’s a tree’s favorite app? – Timber!
99. How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? – By throwing it.
100. What’s a ghost’s favorite fall activity? – Boo-raking leaves!
101. Why did the leaf stop dating? – It couldn’t find the right tree.
102. What’s an owl’s favorite subject? – Hoo-story!
103. Why was the scarecrow so calm? – He was outstanding at mindfulness.
104. What do you call two birds in love during fall? – Tweet-hearts!
105. Why did the apple tree get detention? – It couldn’t stop dropping notes.
106. What’s a vampire’s favorite fall treat? – Fang-cy caramel apples!
107. Why did the leaf join Tiktok? – It wanted to go viral before it fell.
108. What kind of shoes do pumpkins wear? – Gourd-runners!
109. What do you call a lazy scarecrow? – A hay-potato!
110. Why did the leaf bring a suitcase? – It was ready to leave town.
111. What’s a turkey’s favorite instrument? – The drumstick!
112. Why do trees love back-to-school season? – They get to show off their new branches.
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Final thoughts
Fall is a season of laughter, color, and togetherness—and these fall jokes for kids are the perfect way to celebrate it! Whether you’re a teacher adding fun to your morning routine, a parent sharing smiles at the dinner table, or a student spreading giggles among friends, these jokes will keep spirits high all season long. From pumpkins to playful leaves, every punchline captures the joy of autumn. So grab your favorite sweater, share a laugh, and let these jokes make your fall a little brighter!
