Why did the piano player keep hitting his head on the keys: He was playing by ear. What is a golfer's favorite kind of music: Swing. What do you call a cow who can play music: . What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft: A Flat Minor. What is an avacado's favorite music: . Where did the music teacher leave the keys: In the piano. What kind of music are balloons afraid of: Pop music. How do you fix a broken brass instrument: With a tuba glue. How do you make a band stand: Take away their chairs. Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens: All they said was "Bach, Bach, Bach"