I will give you the entire universe just to be your friend: hyperbole. The whole crashed when I heard the bad news: hyperbole. You speak so loud that every citizen of this nation can hear you: hyperbole. Shiela will die if she doesn't get to watch BTS concert next year: hyperbole. I can drink the entire river out of my thirst: hyperbole. "I told you to clean your room a million times.": hyperbole. You could have knocked me over with a feather: hyperbole. Santa Claus' helpers are known as subordinate Clauses: pun. The two pianists had a good marriage. They always were in a chord: pun. The grammarian was very logical. He had a lot of comma sense: pun. What did one plant say to another? What's stomata: pun. How do construction workers party? They raise the roof: pun. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was brilliant!: pun. A fire station burns down: irony. A marriage counselor files for divorce: irony. A post on Facebook complaining how useless Facebook is: irony. A pilot has a fear of heights: irony. A man who needs medical assistance is run over by the ambulance: irony. A traffic cop gets his license suspended because of unpaid parking tickets: irony