Halloween jokes for kids are the perfect way to add laughter and fun to the spooky season. Halloween is not only about costumes and candy but also about sharing moments of joy. Whether you are planning a classroom party, a family gathering, or a night of trick or treating, these funny and clean jokes will keep children smiling from start to finish.
150+ Halloween jokes for kids
These playful jokes blend spooky charm with lighthearted humor, making Halloween even more fun for kids at home, in the classroom, or at parties.
Ghost Jokes
1. What’s a ghost’s favorite ride at the amusement park?
The roller-ghoster!
2. Where do ghosts go on vacation?
The Boohamas!
3. Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them!
4. What’s a ghost’s favorite food?
Spook-ghetti.
5. How do ghosts search the internet?
They use Ghoul-gle.
6. Where do ghosts buy their food?
At the ghost-ery store.
7. What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Sham-boo!
8. What did one ghost say to the other?
“Get a life!”
9. Why did the ghost go to the party?
To have a boo-tiful time.
10. What do ghosts wear when their eyesight gets blurred?
Spook-tacles!
11. How do ghosts keep in shape?
They exorcise regularly.
12. What’s a ghost’s favorite kind of cookie?
Ghoul Scout cookies!
13. Why do ghosts love riding in elevators?
Because it lifts their spirits!
14. What does a ghost say when it sneezes?
Boo!
15. What’s a ghost’s favorite street?
A dead end.
Skeleton Jokes
16. How do you make a skeleton laugh?
Tickle their funny bone!
17. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the scary movie?
He didn’t have the guts!
18. What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spare ribs.
19. Why did the skeleton quit his job?
His heart wasn’t in it.
20. What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
A sax-a-bone.
21. Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
22. What do skeletons fly around in?
A scare-plane or a skele-copter.
23. What do skeletons say before eating dinner?
Bone appetit!
24. Why did the skeleton climb up the tree?
Because a dog was after his bones!
25. Why was the skeleton all alone?
He had no body to go with.
26. What do you call a lazy skeleton?
Lazy bones.
27. How do skeletons say hello in France?
Bonejour!
28. What’s a skeleton’s biggest fear?
A dog!
29. What kind of plate do skeletons eat on?
Bone china.
30. What do you call a skeleton who goes out in the snow?
A numb-skull.
Zombie Jokes
31. Why did the zombie go to school?
To get a better deaducation.
32. What’s a zombie’s favorite food?
Brain food.
33. Who did the zombie take to the dance?
His ghoul-friend.
34. Why do many zombies go to sleep early?
They are dead tired.
35. What do you call a zombie in pyjamas?
The sleepwalking dead.
36. Where do zombies live?
On a dead end street.
37. What do you call a can of zombies?
The walking dead-pack.
38. Why are zombies so good at video games?
Dead-ication.
39. What do zombies use to communicate?
Grave-vine.
40. What is a zombie’s least favorite day?
Chews-day.
41. What do zombies eat for breakfast?
Dead flakes.
42. Why don’t zombies eat comedians?
They taste funny.
43. What is a zombie’s favorite movie?
The Walking Dead.
44. What do you get when you cross a zombie and a clown?
A monster that’s dead serious about pie.
45. What’s a zombie’s favorite mode of transportation?
A dead-licopter.
Halloween Dad Jokes
46. What’s a witch’s favorite kind of music?
Wrap music!
47. I would make a skeleton joke…
…but you wouldn’t find it very humerus!
48. Why did the vampire get bad grades?
Because he was a pain in the neck!
49. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch.
50. What do birds say on Halloween?
Trick or tweet!
51. Why do mummies make terrible friends?
Because they’re too wrapped up in themselves.
52. Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
53. What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A plumpkin.
54. Did you hear about the haunted chicken?
It was a poultry-geist!
55. When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
When you’re a mouse!
56. What do you call a monster with a broken leg?
A Hoblin Goblin.
57. What do you call two witches living together?
Broom-mates.
58. Why don’t vampires wear makeup?
Because they have fang-tastic natural looks.
59. Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
Because he had bat breath.
60. Why did the zombie take his book back to the library?
It was dead to him.
Witch Jokes
61. How does a witch keep her hair in place while flying?
With scare-spray!
62. What do you call a dancing witch?
A Witch-a-ma-callit!
63. What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
64. What kind of makeup do witches wear?
Mas-scare-a.
65. What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
66. What’s the difference between a witch and a lifeguard?
One uses a spell-ing book, the other uses a swim-ing pool.
67. How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the “w”!
68. What happens to witches who break school rules?
They get ex-spelled!
69. What does a witch ask for at a hotel?
Room “Boo” hundred!
70. What do witches say when they eat cereal?
Snap, cackle, and pop!
71. What is a witch’s favorite candy?
A Cauldro-nuttie (referencing a certain candy bar).
72. Why was the broom late for school?
It overswept!
73. What’s a witch’s favorite fast food?
Witchburgers!
74. Why did the witch’s nose start twitching?
She had a spell of the sniffles!
75. What do you call a witch who can’t find her broom?
A hitch-hiker!
Pumpkin Jokes
76. What do you call a nervous Jack-o’-Lantern?
A jumpkin!
77. Where do pumpkins hold their meetings?
In a pump-kin-ference room.
78. How do you fix a broken Jack-o’-Lantern?
With a pumpkin patch.
79. Why did the pumpkin sit outside the house?
It had no hands to knock on the door!
80. What’s the best movie genre for pumpkins?
Horror!
81. Why are jack-o-lanterns so forgetful?
Because they’re empty-headed.
82. What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach?
A life-gourd.
83. What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
Squash.
84. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash!
85. What do you call a cute pumpkin?
A gourd-geous pumpkin.
86. What did the pie say to the pumpkin?
“I’m pie-ing for you!”
87. What is a Jack-o’-Lantern’s favorite type of music?
Gourd music.
88. What did the pumpkin say after eating a lot of candy?
“I feel gourd-geous!”
89. Why did the farmer have to mend his pumpkin?
It had a pumpkin patch.
90. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite dessert?
Pum-pecan pie.
Knock-Knock Jokes
91. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?)
Witch. (Witch who?)
Witch one of you will give me lots of candy?
92. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?)
Phillip. (Phillip who?)
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!
93. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?)
Olive. (Olive who?)
Olive Halloween!
94. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?)
Boo. (Boo who?)
Don’t cry, it’s just my Halloween costume!
95. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?)
Orange. (Orange who?)
Orange you going to give me some candy?
96. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?)
Howl. (Howl who?)
Howl you doing this Halloween?
97. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?)
Frank. (Frank who?)
Frank-enstein needs a hug!
98. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?)
Ice cream. (Ice cream who?)
Ice cream every time I see a ghost!
99. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?)
Vampire. (Vampire who?)
Vampire very excited about trick-or-treating!
100. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?)
Ken. (Ken who?)
Ken I have some candy?
101. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?)
Wanda. (Wanda who?)
Wanda have a fun Halloween!
102. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?)
Bat. (Bat who?)
Bat’s all, folks!
103. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?)
Ghoulish. (Ghoulish who?)
Ghoulish things are happening tonight!
104. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?)
Hayden. (Hayden who?)
Hayden from the scary monsters!
105. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?)
Beet. (Beet who?)
Beet me to the candy bowl!
Monster Jokes
106. What monster plays tricks on Halloween?
Prank-enstein!
107. What do you call a monster that’s good at math?
Count Dracula! (A bit of overlap, but still a monster!)
108. What is scarier than a monster?
A mom-ster!
109. What does a monster eat for dinner?
Terror-fried eggs.
110. What kind of horse do ghosts ride?
A nightmare.
111. Why is Frankenstein so cranky?
Because he has a bolt in his neck!
112. What’s a mummy’s favorite type of music?
Wrap music!
113. Why did the cyclops give up teaching?
He only had one pupil!
114. Where does a ghoul like to take his boat?
The Dead Sea!
115. What do you call a very tall monster?
A gargan-tuan!
116. Why did the monster have to pay a fine?
He was goblin everything!
117. What’s a monster’s favorite ride at the fair?
The ferris ghoul!
118. Why did the monster only eat one meal a day?
He wanted to keep a ghoulish figure!
119. What is a werewolf’s favorite dessert?
Howl-iday pudding.
120. Who did Frankenstein take to the disco?
His ghoul-friend.
Vampire Jokes
121. What do you call a vampire that is good at cooking?
Count Spatula.
122. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine or a blood orange.
123. What do vampires take when they are ill?
Coffin drops.
124. Where do vampires keep their money?
At the blood bank.
125. Why are vampires so unpopular?
Because they’re a pain in the neck!
126. How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts!
127. What’s a vampire’s favorite Halloween candy?
Suckers!
128. What’s a vampire’s favorite ice cream flavor?
Vein-illa.
129. What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires?
Fangs-giving!
130. What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A bloodhound.
131. What is it like being kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck.
132. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.
133. What do you call a vampire who loves candy?
A sucker.
134. What exams do vampires take?
Blood tests.
135. How did the vampire describe the Halloween party?
Fang-tastic!
136. What ships do vampires like to sail in?
Blood vessels.
Bonus Jokes (Assorted Spooky Fun)
137. What do you call a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist.
138. Why don’t mummies play baseball?
They’re afraid they’ll get wrapped up in the game.
139. What is the mummy’s holiday job?
Gift wrapper.
140. What kind of dog does a witch have?
A broo-dle.
141. What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Straw-berries.
142. Why did the headless horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
143. What do you call a tired wolf on Halloween?
A wear-wolf.
144. What do you get when you cross a ghost and a bee?
A boo-bee.
145. What’s a vampire’s least favorite food?
Stakes.
146. What do French skeletons say before eating their dinner?
Bone appetit!
147. What do you call a cat that is scared of everything?
A frady-cat.
148. Why did the zombie go to the doctor?
He was having dead problems.
149. What’s a ghost’s favorite room in the house?
The living room! (It’s a trick!)
150. What’s the best thing about Halloween?
The trick-or-treats and the ghoul-tiful company!
151. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend!
152. What kind of music do mummies love?
Wrap-and-roll!
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Conclusion
Halloween is the perfect time to add some spooky fun and laughter to your day. With a range of Halloween worksheets, you can make any classroom, party, or family gathering even more festive. From giggling ghosts to punny pumpkins, these activities will keep everyone smiling. Discover more Halloween worksheets to make this Halloween one to remember.
